First Grade

September 4, 2009

Some of you know that it is now “back to school” time. Those of you who don’t know are the ones who are still probably able to attend happy hours. (Our esteemed CFO may not know, but only because he’s had lots of birthdays. I’m not saying he’s addled. I’m just saying.) Nearly everyone has heard of, if not read, the book “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten” by Robert Fulghum. This blog is kind of a take on that, but since The Boy just started First Grade, these are things of relevance we’ve learned about the rules and such for First Grade and that can be applied to things here at the ‘Layer.

So The Boy has tickets in First Grade, and if he’s bad – he’s got to pull a ticket and put it in a jar. Sounds like, the fewer tickets, the better. Kind of like here at SoftLayer, from our standpoint you don’t want to have to have a bunch of tickets to plow through. From a client standpoint, you certainly don’t want to have a bunch of tickets, especially from abuse, or you might get your server pulled. The lesson to be learned is to do what you can to keep those tickets at a minimum.

This year in First Grade, there are a bunch of boys, including The Boy. At the parent meeting after the second day of school, the two first grade teachers were explaining that because of the more than 2:1 ratio of boys to girls, the restroom breaks could be a potential nightmare. The uniforms have belts and shorts with buttons and zippers. The teachers said it takes forever for them to go, and they wanted the parents to tell their Boy that he needs to be able to, ah, how do we say it? Well, he needs to be able to whip it out, put it away and go. No smacking other bottoms and goofing off and giggling. Here at SoftLayer, we often have crazy deadlines, for example in development, which requires us to whip out some new technology on an expeditious basis. Just like First Grade, whip it out, put it away, and go on to the next project. (Unlike First Grade, there is lots of goofing off here at SoftLayer, such as with 10,000 bouncy balls and such. Since I’m in legal, if there is any smacking of bottoms, neither I nor HR want to hear about it. Lalalalala, Lalalala…)

One of the guys wrote a blog earlier this summer pondering if the things you learned in college are applicable to the “real world.” His conclusion was yes. My blog further confirms that the things you learn in First Grade are applicable to the “real world.” Here’s hoping The Boy can go 15 days without getting his ticket pulled, because if he does he gets some Krispy Kreme “football” donuts. And if The Boy gets some “football” donuts, that means The Mommy gets some, too.

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