SoftLayer Shopping ListPosted by Greg Westmoreland in Culture, Funny, SoftLayer
With the holidays upon us, this can be a very hectic time of year. Whether you are the type to brave the shopping mall for your holiday purchases or you do all your shopping from your easy chair over the Internet, gift giving has become one of the more traditional activities during the Christmas season.
It seems that my shopping list gets bigger and bigger each year. At the beginning of every holiday season, I sit down and compose a list of people for whom I will be buying gifts. I then determine the best place to find each item. The next step is to determine whether I will be purchasing what that person needs or what that person wants. If I am shopping for my spouse, I usually get her something she needs. I hate to admit it, but if I am shopping for myself, I usually get something I want.
Another important aspect of holiday shopping is staying within my budget. When I am shopping for someone I hardly see, their gift will be purchased with a small amount of money. When I budget for a family member or someone very close to me, I spend a lot of money on them (and I try to not splurge too much).
Another fun part of shopping is getting it all done as early as possible so I can enjoy the rest of the holiday season. This relieves me from worrying about what I’m going to get “so-and-so” in time for the holiday? Once I’ve completed my shopping, then comes the hard part: Wrapping the gifts. My wrapping skills would probably put me in the “novice” category, so if I can get the gifts professionally wrapped at the department store, I’m happy to put down a few extra dollars to avoid the awkward, “Did you wrap this in the dark?” questions.
One of my favorite parts of the gift-giving tradition is watching the recipient open their gift. Even if I don’t receive anything in return, it brings me joy to see that they enjoy it. It’s pretty clear that I’m in the camp that believes it’s more blessed to give than it is to receive … That’s probably why I tend to spend more money during the holiday season than I do throughout the entire year on weddings, birthdays, anniversaries and other special occasions.
If you’ve listened to the radio at all in the past month or so, you’ve probably heard of the “The Twelve Days of Christmas” playing about a few dozen times per day. It lists twelve things your true love gives to you. Next Sunday, you’re going to get a final holiday-related video with a few folks from the SoftLayer team singing our own little version of the song, but I thought I’d share twelve things you can add to your SoftLayer shopping cart for to make your server faster and your job a lot easier.
- QuanataStor Storage Server
- CloudLayer Storage
- CloudLayer Content Delivery Network
- Managed Hosting Services
- Hardware Upgrade
- Network Services Upgrade
- Evault Backup Services
- Virtual Racks
- Citrix Netscaler
- Advanced Monitoring Service
- Email Delivery Service
- Add Virtual Computing with CCIs
Here is to wishing you a very happy holiday season!