Ditch Klunky, Hot-Running Servers for iPhones

August 27, 2007

Yes, servers shrink with size over time, but after reading this post about iPhones being web servers, I'm thinking about sending the following to David Letterman:

And now, the Top Ten Reasons Hosting Companies Should Replace Their Servers with iPhones

#10: At $500 a pop, they’re cheaper than new servers
#9: They come with more standard RAM than most servers
#8: They use less power than servers (just think how many you could cram on a rack!)
#7: They’ve got a multi-hour battery backup soldered right inside – so dispo your UPS’s also
#6: There’s no spinning disk drive to wear out
#5: You can ditch your bandwidth providers and leverage AT&T’s blistering fast EDGE network
#4: The operating system (Mac OS X) is pre-loaded – just rack it up and go
#3: Since you can’t crack it open, the expense of delivering custom builds is gone
#2: There’s a YouTube shortcut icon standard on every one
#1: They just look cool!

</sarcasm>

-Gary

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August 29th, 2007 at 3:37pm

iPhone? I'm still waiting for my iPod cluster! :(

Still, this could be a doable idea.... :D [/somewhatevilsarcasm]

August 29th, 2007 at 5:21pm

[sarcasm] Hey, how about a grid built of iPhones? They have iPod functionality built in. [/sarcasm]

 

      

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August 29th, 2007 at 3:37pm

iPhone? I'm still waiting for my iPod cluster! :(

Still, this could be a doable idea.... :D [/somewhatevilsarcasm]

August 29th, 2007 at 5:21pm

[sarcasm] Hey, how about a grid built of iPhones? They have iPod functionality built in. [/sarcasm]

 

      

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