SoftLayer really is movin’ on up! We can prove this fact in many different ways (growth in customer base, growth in server numbers, growth in annual revenue, growth in datacenter space/facilities, and more…). However, one other way to look at growth is by taking into account our business offices: previous working conditions, current working conditions, and future working conditions.
Office # 1:
Our first business office was quite interesting. It was basically one, medium-sized room, with a kitchenette and a conference room smack-dab in the middle. Mary Hall and I pulled double-duty as Sales Account Executive & Receptionists. Everyone sat back to back with their boss (within arm reach). There were no offices, no partitions, no privacy – for anyone. It is a bit intimidating to have the weight of the world on your shoulders (the pressure of making our startup company a complete success) and have your managers right beside you watching your every move. Then, there were the creative ring tones on some desk telephones. A few of the “higher-ups” decided to torture the rest of us. Here were a few:
Lance Crosby: “Respect my authority!!!” (Southpark’s Cartman repeating this phrase over and over)
Steven Canale: “Quack Quack!” (The sound a ducky makes, obviously)
Mike Jones: Mike had a risqué, swanky music ring tone. I still wonder about that one!
Sean Charnock: “RRRRRRRRRRRING! RRRRRRRRRRRING!” (And kid you not, the yelling human voice recording sounded exactly like Sean)
Sam Fleitman: Sam’s ring tone sounded exactly like our sales chat ring, so if we even thought about day dreaming – which of course we NEVER did – that one sure brought us back to reality quickly!
Office #2 (current office):
We have never even thought we would be as excited as we were when we received our own cubicles. The privacy! The extra space! No longer did we have to hear silly ring tones. No longer did everyone in the office have to listen to others’ phone conversations. Most normal people sit in their cubicles wishing they were anywhere but there, however we sure do appreciate them. There are still a few employees who must endure sitting close to the microwave, which can be distracting. However, we are about to make the big move upstairs…
I have not been up there, but I have seen the layout. I have also heard the construction going on upstairs for the past month, and I know something good is in store. Some more of our VPs and directors will get their own offices. Everyone else will have their own cubicle, comfortably placed away from the annoyances of a microwave or ice maker. We will have more than one conference room, more space for new employees to join, and an all-around nicer facility. All will be peaceful and good with the world, and we can focus even more on making our customers happy.